Yo mama so nasty when I tried to drive around her the tide came in at Wed Jul 05 13:44:56 CDT 2000 by Ross

Yo mama so hairy when she was born she had to get a receipt at Wed Jul 05 13:48:14 CDT 2000 by Ross

Yo mama so dirty when she went to a restaurant she said `Where`s my gumball?` at Mon Sep 04 21:41:02 CDT 2000 by Lynn

Yo mama so fat when she saw a sign that said `WET FLOOR` she died at Mon Sep 04 21:43:25 CDT 2000 by Lynn

Yo mama so slutty when someone yelled cool-aid they said, `Sorry, no professionals!` at Mon Sep 04 21:45:51 CDT 2000 by Lynn

Yo mama so short when she went to the airport gravy came out at Mon Sep 04 21:50:49 CDT 2000 by Lynn

Yo mama so dirty when she tried joining an ugly contest she doesn`t get a menu, she gets an estimate at Tue Sep 05 09:02:54 CDT 2000 by Ross

Yo mama got so much hair under her arms when she missed her period she had to get a second opinion at Tue Sep 05 09:05:12 CDT 2000 by Ross

Yo mama got so much hair under her arms when she saw a sign that said `WET FLOOR` she had to lick other people`s fingers at Tue Sep 05 10:44:41 CDT 2000 by Lynn

Yo mama so poor when someone yelled cool-aid she had to get a receipt at Tue Sep 05 11:41:36 CDT 2000 by Rick

Yo mama so old when she went to the beach they had to install speed bumps at Tue Sep 05 11:42:15 CDT 2000 by Rick

Yo mama got so much hair under her arms if you give her a penny for her thoughts she said `Where`s my gumball?` at Tue Sep 05 22:13:41 CDT 2000 by Lynn

Yo mama so slutty when she went to the movie theater she came back with flip-flops at Wed Sep 06 09:27:35 CDT 2000 by Fregly

Yo mama so old she bended over and it looks like she`s got Buckwheat in a headlock at Wed Sep 06 09:46:17 CDT 2000 by Pat

Yo mama so ugly when she tried joining an ugly contest they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks at Wed Sep 06 12:37:57 CDT 2000 by It's perfect!

Yo mama so stupid she bended over and gravy came out at Wed Sep 06 13:24:52 CDT 2000 by Lynn

Yo mama so fat when someone yelled cool-aid gravy came out at Wed Sep 06 13:41:03 CDT 2000 by Big Willie

Yo mama so ugly when she exhaled she put a milkshake on layaway at Wed Sep 06 14:40:12 CDT 2000 by Serba

Yo mama so short she bended over and the fishery paid her to leave at Wed Sep 06 14:40:58 CDT 2000 by Serba

Yo mama so fat when I shot her the tide came in at Wed Sep 06 14:50:42 CDT 2000 by Ross

Yo mama so slutty when she missed her period gravy came out at Wed Sep 06 21:32:44 CDT 2000 by Ross

Yo mama so ugly when someone yelled cool-aid she brought toilet paper at Thu Sep 07 08:31:32 CDT 2000 by Carla Shaking Baker

Yo mama got so much hair under her arms when someone yelled cool-aid she got stabbed in a shoot out at Thu Sep 07 08:33:23 CDT 2000 by Fandango

Yo mama so stanky when she exhaled the telephone company gave her two area codes at Thu Sep 07 08:35:06 CDT 2000 by Fandango

Yo mama so nasty when I shot her gravy came out at Thu Sep 07 09:33:28 CDT 2000 by Ross

Yo mama so slutty when she missed her period she died at Thu Sep 07 15:09:55 CDT 2000 by Ross

Yo mama so ugly when she went swimming she has to wear a sock on each toe at Thu Sep 07 15:43:33 CDT 2000 by Hall

Yo mama has so much facial hair she stopped at a stop sign and the bank repossesed her cardboard box at Thu Sep 07 15:44:47 CDT 2000 by Hall

Yo mama got so much hair under her arms when she tried joining an ugly contest she had to get a second opinion at Thu Sep 07 16:43:21 CDT 2000 by Lynn

Yo mama so dirty when she got her shoes shined gravy came out at Thu Sep 07 19:01:19 CDT 2000 by Gravy Rules

Yo mama so fat when she tried to take a bath gravy came out at Thu Sep 07 20:19:23 CDT 2000 by Mr. Gravy

Yo mama so short when she exhaled she came back with flip-flops at Fri Sep 08 09:56:57 CDT 2000 by Swerba

Yo mama has so much facial hair when I tried to drive around her the bitch busted through a wall at Fri Sep 08 09:58:06 CDT 2000 by Swerba

Yo mama so poor when she went to the hair salon she checked the Lost and Found at Fri Sep 08 14:50:49 CDT 2000 by Lynn

Yo mama got so much hair under her arms when she tried joining an ugly contest Bigfoot took HER picture at Fri Sep 08 21:54:40 CDT 2000 by dumbo

Yo mama so hairy she bended over and she ended up in Detroit at Fri Sep 08 22:31:58 CDT 2000 by Ross

Yo mama so hairy when she spit she had to make two trips at Sat Sep 09 12:22:58 CDT 2000 by Smuggling Savage

Yo mama so dirty when she took out the trash she jumped out the window and went up at Sun Sep 10 13:35:07 CDT 2000 by Pork

Yo mama so fat when she spit they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through at Sun Sep 10 13:35:42 CDT 2000 by Pork

Yo mama so stupid she started running and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton at Mon Sep 11 12:41:17 CDT 2000 by Jones

Yo mama so dirty when someone yelled cool-aid gravy came out at Tue Sep 12 05:42:30 CDT 2000 by Al

Yo mama so slutty when she came home they had to baptize her at Seaworld at Mon Sep 25 11:45:52 CDT 2000 by dumbo

Yo mama so dirty when she yawned she ended up in Detroit at Tue Sep 26 08:11:22 CDT 2000 by dumbo

Yo mama so fat when she blew her nose I ran out of gas at Tue Sep 26 08:11:29 CDT 2000 by dumbo

Yo mama so scary when she went to the beach she gets runs in her jeans at Wed Oct 18 13:30:46 CDT 2000 by Ross

Yo mama so poor when she missed her period she can`t even jump to a conclusion at Thu Nov 23 16:10:26 CST 2000 by Ross

Yo mama so scary when she saw a sign that said `WET FLOOR` the tide came in at Wed Nov 29 22:22:32 CST 2000 by Anonymous

Yo mama got so much hair under her arms when I got on top of her gravy came out at Sat Feb 03 01:42:08 CST 2001 by Anonymous

Yo mama so slutty she bent over and we lost an hour of daylight at Thu Mar 15 09:28:57 CST 2001 by Ross

Yo mama so poor when she sat down she ended up in Detroit at Fri Mar 16 14:54:57 CST 2001 by Ross

Yo mama so nasty when she rode in a hot air balloon she came out with a paycheck at Fri Mar 23 14:46:43 CST 2001 by Yo Mama

Yo mama so nasty she looked at a map and the water jumped out at Sun Apr 08 11:34:45 CDT 2001 by Yo Mama

Yo mama got so much hair under her arms when she got her shoes shined she had to lick other people`s fingers at Fri Jun 22 13:59:07 CDT 2001 by Anonymous

Yo mama so dirty when someone yelled cool-aid her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her at Mon Jun 25 15:46:06 CDT 2001 by Ross

Yo mama so old when she got her shoes shined she came back with flip-flops at Sun Jul 08 14:03:15 CDT 2001 by Damn, that's OLD!

Yo mama so scary when she went to the beach she can`t even pay attention at Tue Aug 14 23:19:34 CDT 2001 by Anonymous

Yo mama so nasty when she exhaled we lost an hour of daylight at Tue Aug 14 23:19:46 CDT 2001 by Todd

Yo mama so short when she danced at a concert she told me to meet her at the corner of `walk` and `don`t walk` at Tue Aug 14 23:19:50 CDT 2001 by Todd

Yo mama so greasy she took a shower and we lost an hour of daylight at Sun Aug 26 09:33:57 CDT 2001 by Anonymous

Yo mama so fat when she tried to take a bath the fishery paid her to leave at Tue Nov 20 09:48:10 CST 2001 by Anonymous

Yo mama so stupid when she went to the movie theater she ended up in Detroit at Wed Dec 19 04:32:51 CST 2001 by Anonymous

Yo mama so poor when she missed her period they had to install speed bumps at Wed Dec 19 04:32:58 CST 2001 by cfregly

Yo mama so nasty when she got on the scale she got stabbed in a shoot out at Wed Dec 19 04:33:13 CST 2001 by cfregly

Yo mama so stanky when she put on her clothes she had to get a receipt at Wed Dec 19 04:33:25 CST 2001 by cfregly

Yo mama so short when she got her shoes shined the elephants started throwing her peanuts at Wed Dec 19 04:34:01 CST 2001 by cfregly

Yo mama so slutty when I got on top of her she came back with flip-flops at Sun Mar 10 12:09:11 CST 2002 by Will

Yo mama so nasty when she went to the beach she ran outside with a spoon at Mon Apr 01 13:03:54 CST 2002 by Anonymous

Yo mama so nasty when she went to the beach she ran outside with a spoon at Mon Apr 01 13:03:54 CST 2002 by Anonymous

Yo mama so greasy when she went swimming they had to use all four sides of the milk carton at Mon Jun 03 19:37:42 CDT 2002 by Anonymous

Yo mama so ugly when she went to the airport helicopters try to land on her at Sat Jun 08 20:09:39 CDT 2002 by Anonymous

Yo mama so fat when she got on the scale she came out with a paycheck at Fri Jun 21 10:35:56 CDT 2002 by Ross

Yo mama so greasy when she pushed the buttons in an elevator she ended up in Detroit at Fri Jan 24 22:17:34 CST 2003 by Now THAT'S greasy!

Yo mama has so much facial hair when she looked in the mirror gravy came out at Thu Jan 30 00:14:54 CST 2003 by Swerb

Yo mama has so much facial hair when she pushed the buttons in an elevator she has to wear a sock on each toe at Tue Mar 18 00:13:12 CST 2003 by Anonymous

Yo mama got so much hair under her arms when she put on her clothes her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her at Fri Jun 06 20:41:28 CDT 2003 by JJ

Yo mama so scary if you give her a penny for her thoughts she thought she had run out of food stamps at Fri Jun 06 20:41:58 CDT 2003 by JJ

Yo mama so fat when she puts on a raincoat she thought she had run out of food stamps at Sat Dec 06 00:02:45 CST 2003 by dddd

Yo mama so fat when she puts on a raincoat she thought she had run out of food stamps at Sat Dec 06 00:02:51 CST 2003 by domo

Yo mama so ugly when she spit they had to baptize her at Seaworld at Sat Dec 06 00:02:58 CST 2003 by domo

Yo mama so short she started running and the bitch busted through a wall at Sat Dec 06 01:48:17 CST 2003 by Anonymous

Yo mama so ugly if you give her a penny for her thoughts she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning at Sat Dec 06 01:48:28 CST 2003 by Anonymous

Yo mama so stupid when she missed her period she put a milkshake on layaway at Sat Dec 06 01:48:57 CST 2003 by Anonymous

Yo mama so nasty when she yawned helicopters try to land on her at Mon Feb 09 15:12:37 CST 2004 by Jenny